Skip to main content

snot glove

Kleenex. Tissue for your nose.
Hand me a snot glove...I've got to sneeze.
by victorzulu November 29, 2010
mugGet the snot glovemug.

Jelly Glove

When you take a latex/rubber glove, cover it in jelly, and shove it up someones ass.
Hey Tom, shut the hell up or ill Jelly Glove you.
by ThaOtherGuy December 22, 2010
mugGet the Jelly Glovemug.

dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
mugGet the dutch glove triggermug.

vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.
In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.
by Forblano September 7, 2015
mugGet the vanilla glovemug.

no glove, no love

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex

b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?

lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say

guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.

lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves

guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?

girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.

guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
mugGet the no glove, no lovemug.

Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove
by Bemining December 12, 2018
mugGet the Moist glovemug.

my fish lost her gloves

ya she did
my fish lost her gloves can you get them back
by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
mugGet the my fish lost her glovesmug.

Share this definition