glob

glob is a senseless variant of blog a short more efficient variant of weblog. it has however raised the class level of weblogging to reaches never before achieved.

god wont those losers ever get with the times? blog is like so yesterday. all y'all wish you were as cool as me with my glob.

by bigposerhead February 7, 2005

globbed

When you take a fat hit of some kind of cannabis extract(usually dabs, on rare occasions hash is substituted) and it hits you so hard that you can barely remember your own name

Tyrone: yo, come thru. I just picked up some Errl
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.

**between 5 and 10 minutes later**

Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit

by Fro (aka Smokey) February 4, 2017

a global threat

same as definition one except for add also song the maine punx

agt beats up all u peopel who dont like punx with big mohawks

by emo sucks December 16, 2004

Global Alarmist

Individual that strives to stay fashionable and correct by warning others of global warming when they themselves have no basic grasp of earth science. These were the same type of individuals that warmed of global cooling in the 60's. When asked simple earth science questions like "what is the pleistocene epoch?", or "what was the name of the last ice age", they get defensive. When asked if they should be more worried about an asteroid, they giggle and say that's just in the movies.

The global alarmist warned of melting glaciers even though the professor of atmospheric science tried to tell him there are areas of increased glaciation in progress.

by Ponderpoint November 23, 2006

global commons

(GLOW-bowl KAHM-unz) noun. natural resources (such as pure water and clean air) that should be provided for everyone free of charge, regardless of socioeconomic status for they belong, worldwide, to everyone- EQUALLY!

sane person: "If Suez, the conglomerate that fucked up Atlanta's water and sewer system, hooks up with Omni-tems and the neo cons the global commons is truly in jeopardy."
another sane person: "They would like nothing better than the privatization of everything.
sane person: "Yeah, the next thing you know they will be selling us air!"
another sane person: "Well, it's like Lenin said, 'The decline of capitalism leads to fascism.'"

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

Global Warming

a gradual increase in the overall temperature of the earth's atmosphere generally attributed to the greenhouse effect caused by increased levels of carbon dioxide, CFCs, and other pollutants. Also, some dipshits think this is fake, it's not, it's as real as your mom.

Anti-Science Boi: Oh hi! Seen the news?
Bobby: Yeah, global warming sucks
Anti-Science Gay-Lord: gLoBaL wArMinG fAkE!111!!

by gay-star-lord July 20, 2021

Talk about global warming

1: Talking about the heating of the world that is supposed to be caused by humans

2: Going to go have sex

"Romeo and Juliet are going to talk about Global warming after they get married."

by Starriss Lunariss April 25, 2008