visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

Gift

Not a present. Actually, the opposite. The most insufferable person you will ever meet. Never stops talking about things that don’t matter and loves AJR. White boy lover even though they deny it. Cannot get enough of the white boys. Calls every white boy a racist but her underwear is in the back of “Parker Jones’” car.

“Gift is hot!”
“Nah, she won’t go for you. She likes that WSD.”

by badb00tybabe February 10, 2024

Dan‘s gift

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant present wothout ill intent.

A: What is this dirty shirt in your room?
L: That is not mine! It must be Dan‘s…
S: I guess you have been given a Dan‘s gift!

by n0t_dan November 20, 2022

gift bitch

To give a gift to someone to get a gift back or use as leverage to:
Complain later
Harass

Martyr yourself as a saint

Etc
Can be noun or verb.

My baby mama gave me a present on Christmas and later gift bitched me to her family

Gift bitch gifting bitching

by English phd April 24, 2017

gift hat

that faget ass hat john always wears

me:WTF is on your head
gayass gift: its my hat

by hare dogg October 3, 2003

Gift of Gab

The ability to have an interesting conversation with anyone about anything. Usually used by people who think they have it but don't.

Dude, you don't have the "gift of gab" - you're just a yapper.

by Pedro Barius June 6, 2025

Gift Falola

A tall girl who is shortphobic and is rude

Person a : omg I hate short people I can't see them bahaha

Person b : omg ur such a gift falola

by Unknown.124hejrk October 14, 2021