yard fudge

Those little packages of joy left on your lawn by stray neighborhood mutts and by inconsiderate dog walkers who are either too stupid to remember to carry a plastic bag or too lazy to bend down and pick up their animal's droppings even if they did remember to bring a bag, especially when they think no one is looking.

Me: Hey bro, why are you walkin' funny?
You: Damn it, I just stepped in a huge load of yard fudge!

He: Gimme a little kiss, baby!
She: No way, your breath smells like yard fudge!

by DoomShadow July 10, 2010

street fudge

When a homeless colored son of a bitch takes a pooper in the street and paints the town brown!

Oh my God! That nigga just street fudged the shit outta that curb!

by Capt Poopie Pants January 17, 2018

Fudge Wire

The act of shoving pvc pipe up the anus and then inserting barbwire in the pvc pipe, and remove the pvc pipe... leaving the barbwire in the anus

this is used in toutrtue, im going to give you a fudge wire

by [vG]Freakshow December 29, 2007

Fudge Packer

A mammal that maybe able to consume large amounts of Fudge.

The yaoi convention had a sundae bar full of fudge packers.

by A man named linda January 1, 2014

fudge pace

another form of fudge packer referring to two males having sex. This was founded by two bored teenagers while making a call of duty video.

wow that guy looks like he loves fudge pace

by OmgRoflTots May 28, 2010

Fudge Cookie

When you mold a peice of waste (poop) into a cookie-like shape then add chocolate chips to it.

DO NOT EAT
prank your friends

Guy#1 hey u wanna give this guy a fudge cookie?
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!

by EastsideMike November 2, 2009

Fudge Brush

The act of taking a toothbrush from someone you know (or don't know) and shoving it up your rectum, swirlng it in a clockwise or counter clockwise motion then placing back where you found it.

Dude harley left brett a "Fudge Brush" last night. lulz.

by Your dads uncle January 17, 2011