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freedom fries

Strips of greasy, starchy, carbohydrate-laden, fried tuber. Eating these causes you to become fat and disgusting (see: American). This causes you to die at 45 years old. The French are probably very happy to be absolved of responsibility for these.
Zeke ate freedom fries until his arteries actually shattered like glass.
by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003
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Iraq Freedom

What the U.S. Soldiers in Iraq are working on right now and succeding in doing.
1:Dude, Thousands of Iraqis voted in their goverment elections.
2:NO WAY!?!?! Iraq Freedom here we come!!!
by Matthew Bigs October 13, 2005
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freedom fries

If you or your family eats ''Freedom Fries'' yall deserve the fucking long term consequences. nasty shit, stupid sheeple
Yippit-y grabbin Yay momma! they got dem Freedom Fries here!! I WANT THE FRIES GIMMEEE THE FRIES NOW FUCK YOU MOMMY !!! WAAAAA!
by Vapor Trail August 22, 2003
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freedom fries

"um, hey, get me some Freedom fries while you're at it"
by Red Hot Girl June 9, 2003
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freedom

Freedom is not doing what you want to do but being what nobody else can be.
by Mike Epstein November 6, 2003
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freedom

The founding principle of the United States of America. There are all kinds of freedoms that many are ungrateful for; perhaps the real freedom that is mentioned so much is FREEDOM FROM TYRANNY. And if you stop and think about it, that's saying a LOT.
"America is unique in that it has no history of dictators, and it never will. Ignore what those liberals tell you. We have it very lucky here in America. America does have its ups & downs, and it is not perfect, but keep in mind about how lucky you have it here. If you hate it so much, then fuck off and move to France, where you, an American, will be treated like shit just because of your nationality."
-me
by Dave July 14, 2004
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freedom flag

A flag standing for freedom... which of course does not exist. There's no freedom so a "freedom flag" actually stands for a lying government, most usually the United States of America.
Republican: "Everybody knows that the US stands for liberation, everybody..."

Realist: "Yeah sure, just don't look outside the US. Everyone in Europe thinks it stands for shit..."

Republican: "Of course not, it's the only freedom flag left!"

Realist: "Haha... whatever, Yank. I didn't know freedom was occupation, and I didn't know liberation was a slaughter! All those corpses can, at least, decompose freely..."

Republican: "No, no, no. We're preserving them... as trophies of a successful campaign..."

Realist: "What the fuck?!"

Republican: "We killed all those nasty terrorists!"

Realist: "You killed everyone!"

Republican: "Like the small number of terrorists!"

Realist: "No... I'#m talking to one. What the fuck?!"
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
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