Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.

Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.

by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011

Satanic Youth

A movement of young Satanists that originated from a Facebook page, known as the "Satanic Youth", which has now moved beyond Facebook and is spreading over the internet.
Contrary to popular belief the Satanic Youth movement is not some breed of drugged up bastards that call themselves Satanists just to be rebellious and get some attention: instead we value tolerance and respect (towards other Satanists)

Satanic Youth: Brothers and sisters in Satans name, united

I'm a member of the Satanic Youth Army

by SatanicYouthArmy October 21, 2010

spawn [of satan]

evil animals, like little dogs. also can be really annoying children.

suzannah: quit peeing on the couch, spawn!
spawn: bich, ill do whatever i want!*barks*

"damn, that five year old is like, spawn or something!"

by jessie r September 1, 2005

Satan Dick

Satan dick , when you get a boner out of anger or discomfort

I'm so mad at you you gave me a Satan dick

by Fuckedurmum8181 June 12, 2018

Satan's halo

When you are trying to load up something on your computer and all you get is the spinning circle of death.

When I was loading my new game, I had to watch Satan's halo for ten minutes

by leaf337 September 4, 2017

satan's taco

a large chocolate chip pancake with peanut butter, bananas, chocolate sauce, whip cream, and syrup on it. then you fold it up and eat it like a taco and its the bust fucking thing youve ever had

mom, make me a satan's taco!

are you implying you want me to add a large chocolate chip pancake with peanut butter, bananas, chocolate sauce, whip cream, and syrup on it?

YEAH GO TACO

by pakdaddo May 17, 2009

Satan's flute

The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.

I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.

by Sunblazer5 April 6, 2019