Boston log

When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut

Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by boston logger January 6, 2023

Time in Boston

Instead of saying she gave that wet mouf, you would instead, with class, say you took shawty to Boston. I was told this was NY slang, use with caution up there lmao. Mad funny to use in real time.

Is interchangeable between genders. Only criteria is receiving the wet mouf.

Everyday I'd like to spend some time in Boston, no kizzy

"Yo bro, what happened to the girl you left the club with?"
"She took me to her car and she booked a one way ticket to Boston"
"Ahhh you lucky mfer, getting some time in Boston"

by ToxicSandwiches January 2, 2022

Boston dong

A condition causing a New England Patriots fan to get an erection after seeing or hearing Tom Brady.

Why isn't Bobby watching the Pat's game?
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.

by dfir February 20, 2015

boston beard

A girl who is really hairy in the southern region of her body.

"Yo man, you gonna date that girl Jennifer?"

"Nah man, she's got a Boston Beard downstairs."

by MC Narcaleptic November 8, 2013

Boston Exhale

A Boston Exhale is when a female passes wind, which then travels between her legs and escapes through her labia before entering the nose of those around her.

“ The sound of her Boston Exhale, was a thing of beauty, but the smell was something I can not describe”

by Dale_lifts June 5, 2019

Boston Method

When a dirtbag from Boston yells at your penis to try to cure impotence

Quagmire: So to cure impotence, you sometimes need to get creative. That's why I'm gonna have you try the Boston Method.

by HeroofHyrule June 4, 2016

Boston C.

(Refers to a boy) a stupid guy who likes to break girls hearts and will probably turn out to be gay. He’s a MAJOR fuck boi and talks to multiple girls at the same time. He only likes girls for their looks and their bodys. He will call you ‘thick’ and flirt with you then turn around and date a girl who looks like a baboon. Even though he’s dating another girl he will still try to flirt with you and smile at you. He’s a stupid bitch who isn’t worth crying over and I’ve learned that. Fuck you boston.🙃

Boston C.: ohhhh you thiccccc
Me: boy stfu you look like a duck 🤣

by YoureGayerThanJamesCharles July 13, 2019