Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

by Pan face April 25, 2022

Peruvian Flute

Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.

To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute

by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022

flute

a person who is scared of someone

you scared of tommy you a flute

by Dreamd0ll._M October 22, 2022

Flute

Flute is a term used among the parkour community. A Flute is in reference to performing a certain move or trick, that requires airtime, perfect first try.

My first jump of the day was a flute

This man is flutey

I just fluted that jump

by PhuzzyWuzzy January 17, 2022

Flute

One of the worst instruments in the band. So out of tune.

Flutes suck.

by '';';';';';';"""";';';';' April 15, 2022

Flute

A pipe you smoke dope (meth) out of also known as an oil burner

"Yo can I borrow your flute?"
"Be careful not to drop the flute, it's still hot"
" I hate smoking out a bulb bro, you dont have a flute i can fill up real quick ill leave you a hit"

by Kink slong dong January 4, 2021

Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.

Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)

by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021