Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

by Chavvvy June 21, 2018

Kentucky Flute Destroyer

When one male puts pancake mix, breadcrumbs, and boiling fryer oil on another man’s penis then proceeds to suck it off.

I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

A dog playing the flute, a trick played on people to get them to look at interesting/weird things.

Oh hey look it’s a dog playing the flute.

No dude that is a dick.

Dan was very angry with Vince on their snorkelling trip, and thus snorkel-fluted him.

by Menderah February 21, 2009

You’re friend couldn’t take his charge he became a flute tat

by TbRius December 21, 2019