Florida woman
Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman
Florida woman by fcjellybean October 25, 2022
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Florida Water
A floral and citrusy perfume used in religious and spiritual practices. It commonly used in African Diaspora Religions and is used in contemporary witchcraft.
Florida Water by himbynoothernamebringerofwoe December 8, 2022
florida porn
Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)
Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!
florida porn by The ninth blunder of the world March 29, 2023
Florida Blizzard
When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.
Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.
Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.
Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!
Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.
Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?
Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.
Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?
Florida Blizzard by ndmstudios June 15, 2023
Florida swoop
A Florida swoop is a someone who is a hoe, or indulges in many sexual relationships at the same time.
Florida swoop by ZADDY_Cali July 15, 2023
Florida Baptism
the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system
Florida Baptism by blue waffle house August 31, 2023
florida gators
A group of arrogant jerks who steal chants from legitimate universities even though the chants don't work for their team.
Michigan Fan: "It's great! to be! a Michigan Wolverine!"
Florida Fan: "Hey, that almost works with Florida Gators I think I'll steal it."
Florida Fan: "Hey, that almost works with Florida Gators I think I'll steal it."
florida gators by GoBlue11 April 18, 2008