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Muppet fisting

Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022
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Fist Cum

James fist cummed Nicole after she called him Big Daddy.
by Gemini2017 April 17, 2017
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poopy fist

In a 69 styled position, when you punch your girl in the asshole as she is climaxing, and you get a bunch off poo on your fist.
Man I was hoping she wouldn't climax yet, so I pulled out the ole poopy fist on her , little did I know she had a large chilli and enchilada lunch.
by pussycat93 December 25, 2016
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Cum-fisting

When one man proceeds to cum into the anus of another to which he follows up by fisting the asshole using semen as lub.
While on the bus Joshua exclaimed to his friend Jennifer, I'm not huge on anal but I'd be up for cum-fisting all night.
by Tsx Weasel July 27, 2016
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Chimp Fist

Hey Mac, did you Chimp Fist Jan’s daughter?
by Freetheturtle April 17, 2021
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pimp fist

It's exactly what you would imagine, it is the act if being fisted by a pimp.
Hey drate, look at that hooker getting pimp fisted.
by I hang niglets for fun September 8, 2020
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Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds
That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds
by yourmothersantlers December 30, 2011
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