Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds

That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds

by yourmothersantlers December 30, 2011

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Dishonorable Fist

The Art of the Dishonorable Fist is an ancient martial art that specializes in busting balls, trashing testes, squashing scrotum, and knocking nuts.

Monkey Steals the Peach is one of its most well known techniques.

Famous masters of the Dishonorable Fist include Jules Stryker, Thaddeus Lowblow, Hamad de Balzac, and Joe Chambeau.

by auaiomrn August 21, 2011

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Muppet fisting

Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.

"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"

by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022

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