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Fever

Term taken from the song "Fever" by The Black Keys, meaning a person who loves someone but they don't love them back.
me: I love Camedon so much but he won't even talk to me anymore.

my friend: It's been a month. You've got to get over your fever.
by PajSmaskattKo January 2, 2017
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Bieber Fever

A particularly virulent strain of super AIDS discovered in the late 2000s. Etiologically speaking, it is thought to be transmitted by the vacuous, semen receptacle and proud walking advertisement for abortion that is Canada's own trainwreck, Justin Bieber. Symptoms include:

- In men, the loss of external genitalia, and displays of extreme faggotry are the first signs of the onset of this disease. This is accompanied by trying to dress like the tool (saggy pants that make it look like you just shit yourself anyone?), and using words like "Swag" like a retarded sheep.
- Hemorrhaging of the ears
- Explosive diarrhea
- Projectile vomiting
- Crysturbating in a dark room to Justin Bieber posters and blowup dolls that you shamelessly hide from your parents
- Atrophy of higher cortical structures in the brain. Global signs of dementia and profound mental regression are extremely common in later stages. Critical-thinking faculties are the first thing to go, followed by grammatical processing, spelling, and response inhibition. The loss of response inhibition manifests as Tourette's-like outbursts against anyone who has enough brains to dislike the turd, usually to this other person's amusement. Eventually, the patient's cognitive faculties are all but lost, rendering them zombies.

Other symptoms include everyone who hasn't caught it finding you insufferably obnoxious and wanting nothing to do with you anymore.
There is no known cure for Bieber Fever that results in the patient surviving. The only known way to cure Bieber Fever completely is with a bullet to the head.
by Dr. Snark, PhD December 1, 2013
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American Federal Empire

The current corrupted version of the U.S. government which is acting like an empire by policing the world, domestically destroying civil liberties and rewarding corrupt politicians and bureaucrats.
When the United States government is no longer of the people, by the people and for the people but a government of the corrupt, by the corrupt and for the corrupt, it's tyrannical transformation into the American Federal Empire has been completed.
by Operation Backstep December 10, 2007
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baby fever

the strong desire of making or having babies because you're horny af and u think babies are so fucking cute and you'd be a great baby mama ans ur partner a wonderful baby daddy
girl: ughh babe my baby fever is so intense rn
by nayaxx March 2, 2020
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White Fever

When a black woman is extremely attracted to white guys or a black man extremely attracted to white girls and vice versa
Nia-damn all these white boys are fine as hell

Kourtney-you are maybe diagnosed with White Fever
by LA Rider May 4, 2016
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spring fever

Were it not for batteries and antihistimines, my spring fever would be unbearable.
by Jennifer Callan May 8, 2005
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kevin federline

Currently the #1 reason why eugenics must be implemented as soon as possible. If you don't know what eugenics is, look it up.
The last thing we need is dumb wiggers like kevin federline breeding with dumb bitches like britney spears. Sterilize these fuckers already.
by The Bad Guy December 14, 2008
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