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feet to jesus

having sex with a woman, a sexual referance.

Fucking a woman while her feet are point towards the sky
Corey:did u have sex with your girl yet
ME:hell yeah i put her feet to jesus
by themjc96 January 4, 2012
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Feet Hug

When two people sitting opposite from each other wrap each others toes around the other persons toes
Awww feet hug!

Awwwziez you wrapped your toes around my toes. That's a feet hug!!

When we're laying in bed it's easy to do a feet hug!
by ziez November 11, 2012
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Feels Food

Food that is eaten when the feels are high or low, the actual food involved in "eating your feelings". Typically consumed when sad, angry, or frustrated, but can be involved with any high level of emotion.
Feels food is usually junk food, like chips, ice cream, candy, or soda, but can be any stress reliving food, especially crunchy or sweet things.
Upset by her recent break-up, Mandy raided the fridge and the cabinets for feels food.
by Bubblegum2304 January 1, 2015
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Feels Jerk

A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")

it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy

Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.

SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"

Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."

Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"

Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."

Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016
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Feet tits

Tits which hang down so low the nipples brush up against the tops of the women’s feet.
I need to unroll my feet tits before I take this nude.
by essbee33 June 9, 2020
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Feet Gang

The Sole Movement. The foot (plural; feet) serves an important role in a person’s everyday life. It should receive recognition and respect. It is not just another lowlife gang affiliation but instead, its a lifestlye and a movement
by The Preacher of the Good Word December 11, 2020
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Feet depression

Feet depression is something that can be caused through lack of contact with feet or/and lack of feet pics. The symptoms are:
-you start hallucinating feet

-you start hiding your feet fetish
-you start thinking that you hate feet sometimes
-you would do anything for a feet pic no matter what the feet looks like

How to stop having feet depression:
-go outside and touch some feet
-try to put ur feet in ur a hole or in your pu s ay if you have one
-find a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend that always sends you feet pics
-find a feet kitten on discord
Oh no i have feet depressions for lack of contact with feet.
by Feet girl October 29, 2022
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