by GayKermitMeme July 09, 2018
A black person (nigger or nigga) who takes part in a bunch of shenanigans and tomfoolery like bank robberies and being arrested. They often are one shade to dark and you need a thermal camera to see them even in the daytime, they are quick little fellas and very good at hide and seek. They are mostly found in KFC or Popeyes. The only niggas that aren’t funky niggas are the ones who are nigger crackers, these nigger nugget crackers only show signs of hostility when you take away their off-brand hellcats! Better be safe when you go to a prison full of funky niggers!
Woah! A funky nigga just ate my hellcat! Well, I guess his nigga ass couldn’t control himself. Funky niggas are quite silly. Funky niggas
by Frolicking frilick cube February 15, 2024
A popular name, especially with teens, for any said marijuana that the original strain name is unknown or forgotten
by CLP420 April 05, 2019
a state, where you’re drunk and everything seems fun, but still being sober enough to have “the time of your life” by for example dancing or singing karaoke. This condition can often be seen in white girls, especially taylor swift fans…
for example juliær is singing to taylor swift after a bottle of hugo and being funky - “juliær is so funky right now!!”
by VeganAstroMaus1312 August 07, 2022
by Certy curt May 03, 2020
A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.
Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024
by Sinfulfreak4A February 24, 2025