fetus tunnel

An act where a father who wants to speak to his unborn baby so he opens up his wife's pussy and speaks into it with his head close to the vagina to better communicate with the fetus.
Mother: "I want you to be invested in our baby"
Father: "Okay let me open up a fetus tunnel"
by Cerealwithwater February 10, 2019
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Fetis /fetus/

A weird alien creature, usually fat, all are unique.
Hey look at this photo of a fetis /fetus/
Cool!
by Carter is short 69 April 10, 2022
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Silly Fetus

A blonde-haired creature with youthful features usually standing roughly 6 feet in height. Contrary to popular belief, the Silly Fetus' hair is naturally blonde despite its black eyebrows. Its name is derived from its odd temperament (Silly) and the fact that it commonly smells as if it just came out of a vagina (fetus). The vaginal scent from the Silly Fetus is a mystery to many scientists as the creature does not get a lot of pussy.
A: What's that walking through the woods?? A Silly Fetus perhaps?

B: No, that's Sasquatch.

A: How can you be so sure?

B: It doesn't smell like a fish market out here.
by SeeMan July 19, 2012
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Penis Fetus

What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.
Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.
by Joyful Journey July 02, 2023
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fetus cereal

When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal
I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon
by Willhe October 19, 2020
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cactus fetus

1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.

2. Seed of a cactus.
1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.

2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.
by Kittune, Lord of Chickens January 03, 2016
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Fetus Cemetery

The pussy of a woman who's had more abortions than the amount of times Kim Jong Un has threatened to nuke the U.S.
Guy #1: Bro that thot I met on Tinder has a fetus cemetery between her legs.
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom
by Daddy's Patties June 14, 2018
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