Eskimo Couch

A snow made outdoor piece of furniture. They are typically long and cold and full of seamen.

"I can't wait to get this fishing boat back to land and put my feet up on my Eskimo couch!"

by Beboppsi January 29, 2022

Eskimo Cousin

When two people have sex with the same person but in different ways

Dude: yo I fucked Ryan in the ass last night

Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

Eskimo Fish

This is when a man rubs his nose all over a native Eskimos Vagina and she produces an 'ice tear".

I can't belive you never snarffed a native Eskimo. We totally had an Eskimo Fish last night!

by Pimpy.Mclongstocking July 16, 2023

Angry eskimo

When you bury your face so hard into your lady’s vagina your nose touches down into
Her asshole.

I vigorously face-fucked her, I gave her an angry Eskimo!

by Brogantac January 1, 2018

eskimo mushing

Where you turn your A/C all the way up and pour water into the vagina and let it freeze. Promptly after freezing you stick a dildo in and crush the ice to where it flows out of the vagina like a glacier.

Joan's vagina was like an harsh Alaskan winter after her Eskimo Mushing.

by BradleyMills April 13, 2014

Eskimo brother

Frances mom

Frances sucks penis, eskimo brother

by Johnny nutsack October 25, 2020

eskimo kissing

when your to prude to kiss a guy you would rather use your nose instead, a sniff may take place in this operation

Anthony and Gabbie we eskimo kissing on the ride home from Blake's

by onmychest101 November 20, 2013