Evil Empire

Wal-Mart, the retail giant.

Wal-Mart is such an evil empire. They crush competition, pay ridiculously low wages, and pass health care costs to their workers. They also make huge contributions to the Rebublican Party.

by kolohe61 December 26, 2005

empty egg carton

a female with an empty egg carton is usually infertile due to birth control or excessive drinking or general drug use.
they are females to keep away from since they're used up and can't deliver children properly.

A: yoo bro what do you think of britanny?
B: empty egg carton dude. all she does is drink and sleep around

by user23451 January 18, 2020

Empty my bag

A euphemisim for ejaculating. The scrotum is the bag and it is being emptied of semen.

"TGIF, Bro. What are doing tonight?"
"Nothing much, I think i'm gonna empty my bag and have a nap"

by JMD3030 November 10, 2011

employee of the month

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Age of Empires

A computer game which requires alot of strategy and takes place in the early "ADs". You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion (AoE: Conquerors) features more civilizations and new units (military personal / technologies). This game makes for a great alternative to masturbation, or can serve as a "timetaker" while your downloads complete.

John: I went to Disney World over break!!!
Dan: I Age of Empires 'd Morpheus and then splurged my spooze all over the place!!!

by Aliii May 1, 2006

Empathy

Seeing things from another persons perspective, and putting oneself into thier position.

He could empathise with his friends loss.

by Austin November 9, 2003

emperocket

–noun
1. A person or being who emanates a feeling of godliness.

verb, -⋅ed, -⋅ing.
–verb (used with object)
1. to emanate a feeling of godliness.
2. to experience a godly pleasure; to orgasm

Guess what? I can disinfect viruses with my tounge.
-Damn, you're such an emperocket!

Oh shit! I-I'm emperocketing!

by Eltoshen January 20, 2009