ego device

Any machine, contraption or creation that functions or has a functionality that only activates when you specifically interact with it.

"This ego device will only activate when I say "Machine, turn on.""
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."

by thevibesinquestion April 06, 2024

ego cunt

A massive asshole that thinks they are the shit but in reality they are just a loser with a huge ego and some fragile masculinity

Oh yea Tyler he’s a real ego cunt, he is just the WORST

by I like cactuses December 16, 2024

Ego Contusion

A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.

Man, that must've been an ego contusion

by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019

ego fnaf sr

Ego fnaf sr is very swagger (that is true)

A:ego fnaf sr is swagger
B(ego):thank :bruj:

by abx23 April 14, 2021

Egoed

when u tryna talk to someone n they just ignore u and ur left blueballed in the cold

Dude 1: "I was talkin to a nigga and then he just said "ok" and walked off tf??"

Dude 2: "damn nigga u just got egoed"

by Plug1n July 09, 2024

egoed

egoed
verb
To do something that common wisdom thinks is a bad idea. Usually resulting in failure that comes with some hurt. Because you thought the rules don't apply to you.
derived from the gaming community

Jack egoed it.

by Gesopond November 25, 2024

Egoed

Getting humbled, basically

*me, waving hi to someone*
*person walks by without acknowledging my existence*
Me: egoed.

by May 25, 2022