The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.
You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."
Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
by Van Guapo April 11, 2015
Get the thumb dumbmug. Instead of male masturbation using a hand, one uses the inside of the elbow to masturbate. Jerking the penis with the inside of the elbow, making a motion akin to a chicken flapping its wings.
Mark: Hey Steve, did you jack off last night?
Steve: Yeah, I did the dumb chicken. Felt like a real vagina!
Mark: Steve, you're a virgin.
Steve: Yeah, I did the dumb chicken. Felt like a real vagina!
Mark: Steve, you're a virgin.
by Bananaphone915 February 26, 2019
Get the Dumb Chickenmug. by chickflick May 22, 2018
Get the dumb hotmug. A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.
I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.
by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012
Get the dumb datemug. by TheRealYEET#5332 March 1, 2021
Get the dumb assmug. by cooey November 10, 2008
Get the fuckin' dumbmug. by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009
Get the Idiot dumbmug.