slimy donut

When a woman gauges her vagina enough to expose her cervix and her partner licks it.

Her pussy is so loose I could have that slimy donut.

by Ty bitch March 24, 2018

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Donutable Event

An event that is worthy of a coworker or manager bringing in donuts to the office in order to celebrate the event.

Gee, we passed that audit with flying colors. Isn't that a donutable event? Hey ask Tom if he is bringing in donuts tomorrow.

by Filled-up Employee November 20, 2009

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Unholy Donut

When a preist gives a rimjob; or vice versa

with or without consent...

did you know the Father recieved an unholy donut Sunday?

by Jonnypcash December 07, 2021

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donut diet

The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.

by Hellsangel June 05, 2015

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Donut Buddies

Those other awesome souls you encounter when doing circles in the snow in the barren parking lot next to the old K-Mart Garden Center. They will politely wait safely along the outskirts while you take a turn, expecting the favor to be returned. All of this is communicated intuitively. When it is their turn, they will certainly try to show off and one-up you, and it continues on like this until all of the fresh powder is ruined.

KB: There's someone else here doing it too! That's hilarious.
Erotica: You guys are donut buddies!
KB (silently to herself): Yes we are...yes we are.

by artichoky January 17, 2020

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