ligmaballs disease

this is a very bad disease but there is only one cure its by me doing your mom

im sorry but you have ligmaballs disease

by memes May 6, 2022

Beltle Disease

A person who does not have any drive or self determination. One who thinks everyone owes them something. Someone who lives off of others and thinks that this is normal behavior. A person who blames everyone else for thier problems. A leach on society. Someone who has no interest in bettering themselves or thier children. A person who wants to drag everyone else down with them. An uneducated person to the point of illiteracy, that does not do anything to correct it.

Jeannie is still unemployed with no home of her own, she will always have the beltle disease.

by Harrowgate November 1, 2012

Digital Disease

Digital Disease is a term created by The Institute for Responsible Online and Cell-Phone Communication for any current or future malicious, harmful, or socially negative action or trend utilizing digital technologies. Examples of Digital Diseases include, but are not limited to viruses, spyware, SPAM, cyber bullying, and sexting.

The Institute for Responsible Online and Cell-Phone Communication provides today's digital generation with a way to avoid or stay away from Digital Disease through their acclaimed "Sexting Is Stupid" program that communicates Digital Responsibility 2.1C (also known as their proactive "cure" for Digital Disease)

by I.R.O.C.2 Speakers Bureau May 2, 2009

Player Disease

The inhibition to control the desire to be a player. (i.e. make out, hook up, cheat with other women)

I think she's the one but man i got a bad case of player disease.

by LilChoCho January 31, 2009

stephcurry disease

When you are so good at basketball you can't stop making buckets!!!😄

Man your so good at basketball I think you have stephcurry disease

by Stephencurry#BOI August 24, 2017

Brock's Disease

The act of coming on strong after meeting someone..and then disappearing off the face of the planet through ignoring or some unknown disease that stops you from talking to the individual you were once hot for.

"I thought he really liked me...and then he came down with Brock's Disease.."

by Ponis & Rocky November 7, 2008

hanahaki disease

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs of flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals. The Hanahaki disease is NOT harmless. You can die from it. The growing flowers will eventually clog up your respiratory system and your windpipe leading to eventual death due to lack of air. It is used in fanfiction or fanart.

Person 1: I have got hanahaki disease.
Person 2: Are you going to get the surgery.
Person 1: Yeah I think so

by NorwayLoveMe March 24, 2017