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Surgeon's Delight

The act of cutting someone open, removing the spleen, ejaculating into said spleen before pissing inside ribcage before reattaching the cum filled spleen.
Surgeon: I just gave my patient a Surgeon's delight!

Patient: Doctor what the fuck?
by Poopoobutt4532 July 19, 2025
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hungry's delight

Any time you get to scarf yummy during a period of hungry. You could eat all kinds of things
Today I ate a brownie this morning and that was hungry's delight haha.
by chonas October 24, 2020
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Heavens delight

A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"
Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?

Matt:alright

(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)

Jill:thank god
by Jingle823 November 30, 2020
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banana split delight

The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.
Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”
by Doublecolany January 23, 2025
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Turkish Delight

A Turkish Delight is a sex act wherein a couple is in the 69 position, and the bottom party is of ottoman decent and in addition to servicing the top parties genitalia, the bottom party also strokes the top parties anal orifice with his thick Turkish beard.
Wow did you hear? Kaan gave Jake a Turkish delight last night and he loved it so much he offered to return the favor with a toothjob.
by Big Gman 40 July 27, 2025
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Cremator's Delight

noun

Performed with a recently deceased corpse, The Cremator’s Delight begins with the living participant engaging in vigorous anal penetration of the corpse, ideally before rigor mortis fully sets in. Once satisfied, they proceed to ejaculate either inside the corpse or onto a designated body part, usually the face or chest.

Next comes the most depraved stage: the participant carefully removes a small portion of flesh from the corpse (often from the anal region or genitals), cooks or chars it using a blowtorch, and then consumes it on the spot—either chewing it slowly or swallowing it whole.

To complete The Cremator’s Delight, the participant scrapes up any remaining dried bodily fluids, blood, or burnt skin flakes from the corpse or surrounding area, crushes it into a fine powder, and then snorts it like cocaine—sometimes moaning phrases like “Send me to the ash realm” for extra ritualistic flair.
Tom: "Bro, you think I’m messed up for eating ass? My mate Dawko did The Cremator’s Delight - he railed a corpse, ate its charred butthole, then snorted the ashes."

Dylan: "Oh man, not the Cremator's Delight! You're friend Dawko sure is cooked!"
by King of Cum Junction July 4, 2025
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Triple Delight

When a person (the primary) has sex with three other people at the same time, but the three others are there to service the primary.
Jane got a triple delight last night. She came so many times that she could hardly walk when they were done with her. In the morning she woke up and had a Portuguese Breakfast.
by olddirtybastard99 July 12, 2022
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