Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

Big Dave, Owner of Big Dave's Hardware Store. The greatest hardware store of all time. The only hardware store that also sells Wii Us. Big Dave is an absolute lad and you should give him 20 dollars.

A: Who's that?
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

by TheHardwareStoreEnthusiast September 28, 2023

Big Dick Dave

Guy with a big dick, named Dave.

Big Dick Dave really knows how to swing it!

by gemcity October 15, 2020

dog park daredevil

The practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.

A dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.

by Doggie walker August 19, 2022

Woah! Dave

When your suppried about what Dave did to you.

WOAH! DAVE! I died

by Polygon3dx August 20, 2020

slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

by Paul July 6, 2004

Dave Grohl

GOD

Oh My Dave Grohl!, OMDG

by Dylan Grohl October 21, 2008

Daedalus

1. A very intelligent inventor in Greek mythology who supposedly invented the labyrinth. He was subsequently imprisoned by King Minos of Crete, but escaped with his son Icarus by creating wings made of seagull feathers, wax, and string. Icarus, however, flew too close to the sun, and the wax melted - he fell to his death in the Ocean.

2. An Artificial Intelligence in the game Deus Ex: The Conspiracy. Created by Majestic 12 in order to identify terrorists, it identified Majestic 12 as a terrorist organization itself. Its predecessor was the Morpheus prototype, and it later joined with Icarus to form Helios. One method of winning the game was to join with the Helios AI.

3. Me.

Daedalus was extremely intelligent.

by Daedalus January 7, 2004