to "diddle" is to form a gun with your gun, using your middle finger and pointer finger and being able to easily acces a hole, ususaly the vah j j, and or anus.one is diddled is a diddlee, and one who diddles is the diddler.one pleasure the opposion buy twisting the wrist and moving the pointer and middle finger back and forth in a quick motion. the oppostion becomes easily excited and arroused and begins to moan like a man fuckin a seegal. the hole beings to get bigger as proceeded. there are other types of diddle such as the "deep freeze"- ice is applied to diddle standard form, and instant peasure begins, or the trifecta diddle- using three fingers and insterting into hole and then with great intensity and anger exploding out like a trident.- all made by the great owners lord of the diddle, and co-founder diddletron
a quiet room is set with candles and a rich rape scent. the diddler chooses his choice of weapon, he proceedes with the standard form. the diddlee is in stand formation also known as the spread eagle. the diddler strikes the diddlee, leaving no mercy and a gapeing asshole...
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so one day you are one facebook or your texting someone and they same something really sweet you call them a "doll" then then they say you are a dude. then thats when you pull out that big word that puts those two together and be like we are a "doddler"
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