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lip lock alarm clock

when yo bitch wakes you up by sucking yo cock
Yo, this morning Chelle woke me up with a hummer, the lip lock alarm clock!
by Natedogg420 December 24, 2008
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Clock Spider

Clock Spider, God to all, was once photographed coming out from behind a clock. Defeater of Lime Cat, with its ninth leg in the sky, Clock Spider reigns supreme.

However, Clock Spider recently had a vision, of ANOTHER spider. The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider, rumored to have been captured and released in Cabo San Lucas, that has the ability to move so fast that it can alter the space-time continuum.

Will the Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to vanquish Lime cat once an for all?

Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?  

Or, will the Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider use its Ludicrous Speed to travel back in time before Clock Spider lost his ninth leg, therefor altering history as we know it?
The mighty Clock Spideris rumored to own a set of the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set
by TJGUYBRI January 21, 2010
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shirtless o'clock

A very specific time of the night when the crazy drunk boys you're hanging out with decide to remove their shirts seductively, yelling, "Does anybody know what time it is...? o yah!!! its shirtless o'clock!"
All the boys shouted, "It's shirtless o'clock!"
by Shayna007 August 23, 2006
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Clock Crew

A group of flash movie artists whose idea was based around a wordNewgrounds/word
figure named Strawberry Clock.
Did you see that new Clock Crew movie? It ruled!
by Falconrath August 9, 2003
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chockle

the sound made when one is deepthroating and gags on a cock.
that girl was a real cock chockler
by Mccgooglehan September 29, 2006
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Clockstop

To want to "clockstop" someone, is to want to slow down time, like in the movie Clockstoppers, and violate them sexually.
Oh my god, look at that guy! He's so hot! I totally wish I could clockstop him!
by Izsargreg February 11, 2010
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clock watcher

when you watch the clock for the last 15 minutes at work for your shift to end and punch out not 1 minute late!
he would watch all the clocks at work towards the end of his shift, as soon as his 4'oclock work day was done, boom!, punched out and out the door without a minute to spare! he's the best clock watcher in this buisness
by russ sharp March 3, 2012
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