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crow

An acronym that stands for "Current Resident of the Whitehouse", to be used by those people who are not able to make a direct reference to President Trump.
I am not sure what the CROW has in mind, but his recent Muslim ban has caused a huge issue throughout the world.
by Nipple master February 1, 2017
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Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011
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Crow

Crow, A term used for someone who has a strange addiction to kids, from 11 years old to 16 years old.
“Hey stop being a fucking Crow man!”
Fuckin Crow!”
by BossMci March 10, 2021
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Crow's Nest

The padding of toilet paper one puts around the toilet seat in a public restroom.
That toilet seat must be really nasty because the Lasr guy left a crow's nest.
by Reimancts August 11, 2018
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Crows Shame

Term used for a friend named "Crow" who will not stop simping hardcore for fictional characters- currently, Arthur Kirkland (England) from Hetalia.
"Damnit Crow, stop wanting to get railed by England! Crows shame!!"- Dummiculus the Seventh the Third Jr. Sr.
by SpectacularCr0w June 19, 2022
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crowing of the cock

Person: Jim called his erection the crowing of the cock and now I want his dick
by cfm21 October 21, 2014
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jaelyn crowe

an over all amazin person when people see her they are mesmerized by her beauty and instantly falls in love but usually only falls for H or C but you know maybe you have a chance
random: is that jaelyn c?
some guy;yeah but shes taken
random:of course she is! look at her!
some guy:she’s beautiful !
jaelyn crowe is the most anazung person you can meet
by shhh im in love December 4, 2023
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