Crotch Stuffer

Modestly endowed male who, to avoid embarrasment in changing and locker room situations, uses items such as socks and tissues to create the bulge that his small sexual organs never could.
Jon "I saw Ernie in his underwear after soccer practice, it looked like he's finally grown!"
Rachel "no he hasn't dude, i saw it all last week. Iv seen new born babies with bigger balls than that crotch stuffer."
by Kolomarc August 28, 2006
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Crotch Meeting

When a co-worker comes to your desk, while you are in the sitting position, and stands or positions themselves in such a way that you are at eye level with their crotch.

Inappropriate positioning of the genitalia at the office place so your face is level with someone's junk.
“I had a Crotch Meeting with Lynn today. She came to my cubicle and plopped herself on my desk! She decided to sit cross-legged right in front of my face. I didn't know how to speak to that. You know I couldn't keep eye contact. Thank god she was wearing pants! ”
by Stinky MacBurr June 23, 2009
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Crotch Oil

Oily substance in the dark recess area between the scrotum and inner thigh, that has its own unique smell left on the hand after a scratch. Commonly referred to the residue left behind on clean surfaces when mouth-breathing imbeciles touch things they shouldn't. Same as crotch grease.
The yeti left some crotch oil fingerprints on the ceiling while simply changing the light bulbs.
by Bo Regard April 14, 2009
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Crotch Gas

Odorous gasses emitted from between the loin region of the adult body.
Man! I have bad crotch gas from not taking a shower after the party last night!
by Victim#1crotchgas December 25, 2011
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crotch stick

Hey, do any of you girls happen to have a crotch stick?
by Liz March 26, 2005
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Crotch monster

Sorry in was late for work boss, inwas at home slaying some crotch monster.
by BlackRex October 30, 2019
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crotch stuffing

The stuffing of the crotch with things (eg. socks, tissues) for the purpose of making a males groin appear larger.
OK, listening up everyone. Apu's brought up a delicate topic, that of crotch stuffing.
by coinroller August 03, 2007
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