crap-mon-dink

something a guy says on youtube named edbassmaster it will make you pee your pants becuz it makes no sense

yea i would like a crap-mon-dink

by theonlyoneyouknow March 10, 2010

Crap Tickets

Toilet paper

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.

by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010

crap hits the fan

When your life circumstances were good, and then they just imploded, exploded, and eviscerated right in front of you. Leaving you not two steps up, minus one. Rather, when the crap hits the fan, you are stepless, and have to learn how to crawl. Once again.

Wow, the crap hits the fan when you can't pay your rent.

by Tamscot June 5, 2016

crap nuggets

Used to express pain or shock. It was a rare phrase but became more common when Metroman used it in Megamind.

Crap nuggets!

by frabrizio September 13, 2016

crap paddle

Crap Paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream CRAP! Also can be when you stick a piece of crap on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream CRAP!

Me: Hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.

Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.

by applejacks101 January 9, 2017

crap flooding

A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.

Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.

by winston smith the III March 20, 2017

crap sac

A person who sucks at life and not s absolutely terrible at trials of Osiris in destiny.

Shaxie says to Metro," Hey crap sac get Rez."

by L1g3tKing21 May 3, 2017