After a long work out, the fungus that builds up in your taint that lookes like that of cheeze whiz. Can also build up when one refuses to shower. Can be best used when one chooses to zoit another.
Kodi did not shower for a week and then ran his fingers through his cheesy cooter and zoited Bill, then Myles threw up.
by T Gunz Holla April 06, 2006
Todd: Stop saying Cooter Cunt
Austin: Stop acting like a Cooter cunt.
Ryne: Yeah Todd, you Cooter cunt
Austin: Stop acting like a Cooter cunt.
Ryne: Yeah Todd, you Cooter cunt
by sloth_gooey March 21, 2010
Is when a woman is having a bad day, acts irrationally and takes everything out on men. Or, when you go down on a women and her vagina smells like shit.
Whats wrong with Janet?" - "She's pissed off and has a Poopie Cooter. or "Whats that smell?" - Oh, she got it in the butt and then the vag last night, now she has some Poopie Cooter going on.
by Chiguy_75 February 21, 2011
by judisthehudis January 08, 2018
by C Stump October 06, 2008
ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.
by RDSII October 06, 2011
When a bitch walks around without a shower for close to a week and her vagina will start to resemble a dry sponge... some may mistake it for a starfish.
by Sam and junk March 28, 2009