Caconomenology

The study of ugly, weird, strange and/or unfortunate baby names, mostly for the pleasure of mocking those baby names.

First heard in "Baby's got a bad bad name" on www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com

OMG did you see what she named her twin babies?

Navaleenah Jade
And
Mahkayleeaih Daisy

Is she crazy, or going for the Caconomenology hall of fame?

by peachtree2 January 13, 2011

drain the coconuts

1.verb- to ejaculate, expelling all of the semen you have, leaving u dry.

2.verb- a fat guys masterbation session during or after watching a porno. its been proven that fat folk have bigger balls thatn skinny folk.

i drained the coconuts last night and they hurt now

by jerky_dogfart November 13, 2004

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by totohenna May 1, 2021

Coconut Carrier

The testicular package, your ballsack if you will.

Ahh She hit me in the coconut carrier!

by YoMama,YoDaddy,YoBigFatGranny January 14, 2011

Coconflicted

Someone who is simply conflicted. Often confused in what to choose. Never partial to just one, usually somewhere in the middle. Doesn't know what their future will look like. Usually due to having the Gemini sign and/or mixed background. Gets along with almost everyone, and knows how to have a good time.

dude, she can't make up her mind. She doesn't even have a clue of what her future will look like either.

oh she's so Coconflicted.

by conflictedkid May 8, 2011

coconuts and twizzlers

This phrase is said to have originated in KS, and is used as a synonym for female and male genitalia respectively. The story goes that a young child became frightened when discovering her genitals. She screamed at her mother that there was a "coconut" in there, and she wanted it out, now! Her mother laughed and explained that she, too, had a "coconut" as did the child's grandma, and, in fact, all the other girls in the whole world. The child then said that her father did not have a coconut, he had a twizzler. The common phrasing of coconuts and twizzlers can now be found everywhere.

"Eesh, this room is full of coconuts and twizzlers!"

"Umm...please put your twizzler away."

"I'd do anything to get my hands on her coconut."

by Thorne Thornton August 31, 2011

coconut

The Coconut Tree is called "The Tree of Life" because of the endless list of products and by- products derived from its various parts. Food, shelter, fuel - name it, the coconut has it. The coconut industry is considered a major dollar earner that provides livelihood to one-third of the country's population.

coconut - buko,niyog

by jangjaehyuk10 November 27, 2012