shit coat

It's the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the shit splashes back and covers the underside of your balls.

Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.

by Koprky March 7, 2011

Jewel-Coat

eroda fish bro

what the hell is a Jewel-Coat??

Idk but eroda fish bro

by MolybdenumYes October 24, 2020

Coat Chaser

A woman outside of or adjacent to the medical profession who only goes for/chases after doctors. They've been known to stake out hospitals whilst on Tinder and make bogus specialist appointments after finding the best looking doctor on Zoc Doc, as well as other absurd strategies to get that MD D.

Katya is such a coat chaser; she's been banned from the premises of half the hospitals in town.

by crazytexan181 April 7, 2021

coat hanger

markus

“bro markus is such a coat hanger for kaylee”

by yeayeayeaboyyy April 11, 2022

candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending

You are candy coated suicide !!!!

by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022

Base coated

Painting a canvas all white

"she base coated the squishy"

by kittyfectiion November 17, 2023

English Duffle Coat

When a person goes to the bathroom, they drop their pants and do a hand stand over the toilet bowl lowering their head into the water. They then defecate letting the faeces slide down their back or front into the bowl.

Hey SCOMO there goes Dan Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.

by CyQouT. November 16, 2021