crank n clean

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!

Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!

by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015

kentucky vacuum cleaner

1. The act of sucking a dick until it's purple while the male is eating KFC.

2. The act of putting your significant others genitals in a vacuum cleaner while giving anal. This usually involves 2 males. Then after the process, you both enjoy a bucket of popcorn chicken.

3. The act of getting a blowjob while your significant other is shitting in a bucket of KFC and then eating it afterwards and feeding it to each other.

Bro, my friend John and I did the Kentucky Vacuum Cleaner last night. It was awesome.

by B n'J December 28, 2016

them bitches clean

when ones nose holes are clean to a crisp with no boogies or crustys

damn look at my nostrils them bitches clean

by dontdodrugs101 February 19, 2020

VCR Head Cleaner

Most widely sold products include the original isoamyl nitrite or isopentyl nitrite, and isopropyl nitrite. Isobutyl nitrite is also widely used but is banned in the European Union. In some countries, poppers are labeled or packaged as room deodorizers, leather polish, nail polish remover, or VCR head cleaner to evade anti-drug laws.

Popper use has a relaxation effect on involuntary smooth muscles, such as those in the throat and anus. It is used for practical purposes to facilitate anal sex by increasing blood flow and relaxing sphincter muscles.

The drug is also used for recreational drug purposes, typically for the "high" or "rush" that the drug can create.

Poppers were part of club culture from the mid-1970s disco scene and returned to popularity in the 1980s and 1990s rave scene.

“Hey I’m going to a rave later and might get plowed after.”

“Hope you brought your vcr head cleaner”

by Vcrheadcleaner November 23, 2021

Cincinnati Cock Cleaner

The act of eating your own genital cheese.

Owen: “I really need to give myself a Cincinnati Cock Cleaner”

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

Cleavland Car Wash

The act of defecating in the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of someone's car.

"Jake gave me a cleavland car wash and it took forever to get the corn out of the pump.

by Philipdatank July 11, 2011

Cleaveland steamer

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004