Kryptonite Cave

A severely infected form of chlamydia inside a woman's vagina in which her vaginal canal appears to be sharp with raised lacerations containing a greenish hue. This condition is attributed to its similarity to the actual kryptonite cave in the comic book Superman. Contact with the said condition by penis will cause gangrene or "hulk penis." If your girl has the kryptonite cave, you are in some serious business.

I was going down on this girl at a party, but I got gangrene on my lips from her kryptonite cave.

When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.

Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!

by mydickisgreen December 7, 2011

slime cave

a womans vagina; the receptor of the cock

I'll put my dick in your mom's slime cave, son.

by MikeD25 December 1, 2005

Fart Cave

The name for an in-home office, particularly for software engineers that work from home.

"Honey, I'll be working in the fart cave for awhile."

by SLeepdepD December 19, 2008

caveman snow

a dank ass weed with light blue coloration
may be covered in white snowflake like clusters of thc
some of the best weed around

dylan: yo homie dat shiz the dank
matt: yeah my homeslice i smoke is the blue now
micheal: yo dis shit is the caveman snow

by icecoldmatt December 8, 2007

cave twins

Ugly twins or sisters, usually look like they came from a cave.

Don't set us up on another date with the cave twins again.

by cratch April 17, 2008

cave yodeler

Lesbian. One who enjoys giving cunnilingus. Not just someone who does it because they have to, but one who loves it so much they howl with delight!

Wow, those chicks are so hot.

Don't get your hopes up- they're a couple of cave yodelers.

by Kanginuff February 13, 2010

cave meat

The pudenda of a woman that slips out after rough, often violent sex. This excess labia resembles, on most occasions, thinly sliced deli ham or roast beef.

Sarah typically had exceptional cave meat after her stone cold shower ravaging by the football team.

Paul pulled out after finishing off his neighbor's wife and was surprised by the cave meat that came telescoping with it.

I got two pieces ah bread, now all I need is some cave meat!

by Toaster & Jack July 15, 2010