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Children of Bodem

An awesome 1980'sish metal band.
Bodom after Midnight is a great song.
by Deathcow February 7, 2004
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Trucker Children

Prostitute Sisters of South Point High
You might get an STD from the Trucker Children.
by Lupus March 4, 2004
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Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

A movie from the lamest game ive ever played
by Kee December 29, 2004
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Children

Man: what is those strange alien things
Woman: there my 'children'
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Children

What is known as a broken condom and a mom's pain
Fred: Why are so many broken condoms on our couch
Fredrika: Call our children by our names, dear
by Niikeeeee August 6, 2016
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children

1) young humans
2) annoying
3) the favoured meal of the unticus
4) peadophile lure
1) look thats a young person! wow
2) aaron: man that kid is annoying the way it cries all the time...
dean: don't worry i'll deal with it
(dean walks up to the child, picks it up and hands it to the mother..)
dean: please shut it up.
mother: how dare you!!
dean: HOW DARE ME!!!!!!!
( the mother stares dean out, then receives a roundhouse kick to the face, she drops)
aaron: hahahahahahahahha!
(dean picks up the baby and hurls it at aaron, aaron falls to the ground after receiving head trauma)
steve:????
(dean punches steve in the face, killing him)
dean: man!! kids are annoying.
3) when the unticus is hungry they travel to find schools, because they love eating children, when they catch one they decapitate it while screaming unt unt unt unt!!
unticus: unt unt unt!
4) police: sir you are under arrest!
aaron: why???
police: we witnessed you take the bait.
aaron: what???
police: the child.
aaron: ohh!! i understand
police: your going away for a long time..
(after three years of hard time aaron was killed by another inmate called dean)
by mr krum September 8, 2010
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Childfree

There are two types of childfree

The cool Joe: A person with responsibility/financial issues who doesn’t want to have children but completely unbothered by them.

The cocky Jonas: That one liberal Twitter bitch ass who hates children with a heart and obsessed with them 24/7. He/she is annoyed simply hearing, smelling, touching and seeing children, will criticize you for having kids, and will use the “overpopulation” excuse (my guy, for a planet this big, we should actually have 10 billion people).
Person A: Hey dude, why don’t you have children
Person B: Nah, I can’t afford one. Wanna go to Taco Bell?
Person A: Lovely.

Person C: CHILDREN ARE THE CULPRIT OF AMERICA’S DOWNFALL!!! STOP GIVING CARE TO THESE SMALL SHITS!

Person A: I’m actually planning to have children, so I hope you’re not bothered.

Person A: NO THE FUCK YOU WON’T. FOR THE SAKE OF AMERICA YOU WON’T.

Person B: It’s fine as long as it’s not me. I think I’m gonna kill myself if my debt racks up massively. I could babysit, though.

Person C: YOU!

Person B: what-

Person C: Tell that motherfucker to not even think about having kids.

Person A: •_•

Person B: Shut the fuck up you dumb childfree bitch

Person C: If anything happens to one of you assholes then don’t come crying to me.

Person B: BYE NIGGA LMFAO

Person A: Thanks for having my back bro
by Hopoff Myedik Lilbro September 1, 2023
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