Ass Chewed

To be scolded or rebuked rudely and mostly in front of everyone.

"Aw, shit! I just spilled soda on the couch!"
"You're going to get your ass chewed, Dude!"

by Pansycakse February 26, 2015

Ben Chewing

When someone wins against their opponent flawlessly and effortlessly, completely decimating their arguments (and their will to live in the process).

(Reference to the defamation trial between actor Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Ben Chew was one of JD's lawyers).

That politician got completely Ben Chewed by a random passerby. He didn't dare open his mouth after that.

He got Ben Chewed so hard he couldn't look people in the eye for a month.

He didn't deserve to get a Ben Chewing like that, but that's what he got.

by Thundercroc May 29, 2022

chew

expletive: of greater importance or truth

:a expression of gratitude or confirmation.

"Ah chew!" "chew that" "not chewing" "CHEW" thanks

by An D. Pandie June 24, 2023

Queef chewing

When you're about to go down on a woman and she queefs in your face

"For fucks sake, you just did a fanny fart right into my mouth, you skank!"

"You're queef chewing you biiitch"

by SexyPants Mcfuckhole July 20, 2022

Scrape it off the ground and chew it

To take your bull shit and fuck off

“ Brodie was talking shit about you. “ yeah I bet, he can scrape it off the ground and chew it “

by Javier Joaquin taco dude July 14, 2024

Chewed on a Century

When your riding the top deck of the 100 double decker bus and your driven into a low bridge and find yourself being chewed by wrought Iron

Fuck going on that bus I’m not being chewed on a century

by Chef de Clunge July 22, 2025

Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 18, 2024