Charging For Breathing

Trying to get someone to be charged/blamed for something as natural as breathing.
(Made by me)

Person A: "I wanted to see the menu on that new café, and they were literally charging for breathing! I had to pay 6 dollars for only looking at the menu!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

Head Pediophile in Charge

A person who is lacking the bañls to be the HBIC and settles for being the HPIC

While on a Cancun Cruise some discovered that others were head pediophile in charge and said stop picking on them

by AKHBIC November 8, 2025

.9.mMmake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

Charge baiting

When a person (particularly a cop) decides that they don't like your demeanor or you as a person, so they say & do things to elevate your emotional response to make you slip up and do something stupid, ultimately leading to you behind bars.

"Yo have you watched that one bodycam video on Code Blue Cam I linked you?"

"Yeah that cop was 100% charge baiting the dude"

by zythri January 19, 2025

Joost Klein war criminal charges

A word for comparison or smth (ambatukam)

Man, this song sucks. Joost Klein war criminal charges are better than this

by ambatron911 January 25, 2025

§auna: The First Juvenile Discharge Release (charge)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: §auna: The First Juvenile Discharge Release (charge)

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

Team Press Charges

A fairy well-known and apropos name for small sub-set of YT creators and their rabid, pathetic simps. They are popular for grifting, calling the cops on their apps, attempting to doxx other's chats, attacking families, and just being petty snitches. FBS, Hip-Bone Harold, and Saccio are 3 of the biggest culprits. They are also known for being triggered easily . They all have been mostly ostracized from the youtube community's that they frequent.

It appears that Chicago Mucus and Team Press Charges are up to their old shenanigans again. Team Press Charges loyalist and representative FBS called the Feds on Chicky.

by Chunky Chunko March 1, 2025