Alec Charles Evitt

When one ditches his friends to think he is gonna get some at a party only to go home and watch porn and fuck his pocket pussy while sticking a vibrating toothbrush up his ass.

Guy 1: Dude, I think im gonna go to this party at 5

Guy 2: Dude, stop being a Alec Charles Evitt and ride at east side.

by PeoplethatactuallyrideBMX November 16, 2010

charles

a pronoun used in place of a persons real name when one doesn't know the name, is too lazy to say the name, or just wants to say charles. Is often used in conjuction with curse words and/or words describing a woman's attributes.

Commonplace at WT Woodson HS in NoVA

SHit! Look at those bitches titties charles.

or

Naw, fuck that shit charles you know im too lazy.

by the cause February 15, 2007

Charley

A fuckhead who will ruin your day

Charley is a fuckhead

by Sudhrjsurhhd January 4, 2019

Dirty Charlene

A sex act where the partners are going at it doggy-style until he is just about to come. He then pulls out and spits on her back so she thinks that he came. When she turns around, a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed; wondering how you managed it.

I gave her a Dirty Charlene last night. She was thankful for the experience.

by State September 24, 2016

Charles

'The Charles of the group' is the reject, the one guy friend-zoned by everyone. In every group of people there is a 'Charles'

"Ohh that guy is totally the Charles of the group."

by Swiggty_swag October 7, 2013

Ray Charles

The act of a male cumming in the eyes of his partner. The male then comes behind his partner and tickles him/her causing them to move from side to side and smile and/or laugh, subsequently simulating the movements of Ray Charles.

Enrique gave Anna a Ray Charles last night in the club bathroom.

by Gator_Ortiz March 19, 2011

Charles

known to the Japanese as an oroka ojiisama. In English, a handsome son of a batch of cookies that you can't take your hands off of but for some unexplainable reason doesn't know how to stop taking painkillers

That Charles over there was chewing on excedrin like gum!

by Dorei1234 December 19, 2008