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magic carpet

a technique used to roll fat joints using 2 cigarette papers stuck together with another across the top
Matt: Roll up a magic carpet i wanna get mashed
Gerry: Way ahead of u dweeb
by tea-head July 13, 2007
mugGet the magic carpetmug.

carpet fitter

A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.
We were supposed to meet Barbie earlier, he never turned up, the fecking carpet fitter.
by DarthInsinuate September 22, 2005
mugGet the carpet fittermug.

Carpet Bomb

The act of mass texting the opposite sex in hopes of getting a hook-up or booty callfor the night. The texter or bombardier would see who responded and pick the best option to get with that night.
Guy 1: "I just carpet bombed my black book"

Guy2: "Nice, I guess you are getting some tonight."
by DjCrunkable September 13, 2012
mugGet the Carpet Bombmug.

Carpet bagger

New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy who is not from New Jersey, but moved into New Jersey so he could become Governor.
Phil Murphy is the living embodiment of carpet bagger.
by Hellsangel June 3, 2021
mugGet the Carpet baggermug.

Carpet shopping

Seattle, WA

Trying to pick up some fresh new pussy
"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"
by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009
mugGet the Carpet shoppingmug.

hit that carpet

When a lady of the night (Ho, Prostitute, Call girl) goes to high class or upscale places to turn tricks. Such as Hotel Casinos, Resorts ect...
I told that bitch "you better hit that carpet" & I'll be out later to check my trap.
by TZARvor January 6, 2008
mugGet the hit that carpetmug.

Carpet tre

a carpet tre is a skateboarding slang term which describes a 360 flip as very low with almost no pop at all.
Person 1: Yo dude I just 360 flipped it was awesome!!!

Person 2: You mean that gnar carpet tre you just pulled, that shit was dutty and had no stee.
by Papageorge P October 4, 2006
mugGet the Carpet tremug.

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