Concord, North Carolina

Would be considered a "nice town" to outsiders. If you have the lovely chance to grow up there, you know it is the epicenter of fuckery. The town you never want to go back to after high school. It's like a game that's really fun the first few times, but then you want to burn it. Home of the highly overrated Concord Mills Mall. And maybe the most stupid school system in the US, CCS. High school drama and competition at its best. Everybody knows everybody. Plenty of rednecks to go around. A nice (or not) mix of the classes. A NASCAR town, home to Lowe's Motor Speedway. You may even see your favorite driver around. Northerners love moving here. "Welcome to the south, now go home". . We've given up forests for those bitches. For those neighborhoods full of so-close-a-fire-could-reach-every-one houses. Sweet tea and cherry lemon sun-drop are everyday needs (unless, of course, you're from the north). 30-45 minute drive to the city of Charlotte. Seems innocent but... it's the town you'll warn your kids about. If you don't have enough sense to do well in high school and get out of here, maybe you were just meant to stay.

Man, you still live in Concord, North Carolina? I'm sorry.

You moved to Concord, North Carolina from the north? What a surprise.

by justanotherbitch April 28, 2011

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North Carolina State

One of the top Design and Engineering and schools in the nation. (Just try to get in.)A school for people who, not only didn't apply, but didn't WANT to go to a school, such as UNC, that breeds drug addicts and alcoholics that will eventually squander all their money on the opium of choice.

Applicant #1: Hey, were you accepted into N.C. State's college of Design?
Leonardo DaVinci: I don't know, I have an interview tomorrow.
Pablo Picasso: I'm on the wait list.

by Matisse May 1, 2005

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Carolina Girl

A female coming from North or South Carolina. They are fairly wealthy and are daddy's girls. They have a thick southern accent. Also, they are both tomboys and girly girls. The love hunting and wearing camo, and also love putting on a lot of makeup, wearing frilly dresses, and trying to look as pretty as possible. There are two types: the kind that is friendly and is easy to get along with, and the snobby kind that will exclude those who don't' hold the same beliefs as her.

I'm a Carolina girl! Listen to me cutsey-patootsey Southern accent! I love the palmetto tree! I hunt deer every weekend! Look at all the makeup I'm wearing; I'm a big girl!

by StalkingStinfrey December 30, 2010

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Carolina Cuntflap

Smearing a females labia majora with gravy and biscuit bits and then proceeding to fuck it unmercifully.

Dude, those biscuits and gravy sheila made were gross. I gave her a carolina cuntflap instead.

by Wolfman91 July 10, 2009

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Carole Baskin

A hypothetical women who wants to stop the ownership of exotic animals just so she can have the biggest tiger farm

That woman told me to not put my tiger in a cage when her tigers are in much smaller cages than mine, she must be Carole Baskin

by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

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pulled a south carolina

to completely lose your train of thought, esp. during a public speaking event, and ramble on incoherently. To have a blonde moment.

originated when Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 Lauren Caitlin Upton was asked a question during the Miss Teen USA 2007 contest about education in the U.S. she rambled on incoherently and her answer made no sense.

Did you hear Lauren's speech about education in the U.S.
hahaha. She really pulled a South Carolina.

by dizzy dee September 4, 2007

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