The Blowhan Special

When you get a Blow Job by Lindsay Lohan and also getting buttfucked from behind by a horny monkey.

Person 1: Hey dan guess what i got last night?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I got a the blowhan special

Person 2: Wow thats hot and weird at the same time.

Person 1: Yea but sadly I got A.D.I.S. from the monkey.

Person 2: That sucks man.

by Narwahlking39 January 21, 2011

Joe Blowgan

A blowjob in which you add a dose of DMT on the end of your knob slobber for the person to suck pleasantly into a DMT style trip thus becoming enlightened like Joe Rogan.

I bought my girl a wedding ring, but I’m nervous about proposing. But after getting a Joe Blowgan from her, she totally said yes!

by @JoganRoe February 23, 2021

totally blown

when u r totally blown out of ur mind or highly under the influence of marijuana

duuuuude.... immm totally blown

by steven uribes March 10, 2009

blowtard

A Guy that or girl Sniffs Cocaine and acts retarded ,Or a Gay guy Or girl that is addicted to giving Blow jobs.

Chris Cocker sure is a hot Blowtard! Or that Blowtard sniffed up all our Cocaine .

by www.myspace.com/Blowtard1 February 13, 2008

blowback

The ridiculously overspiked hairstyle typical of the gotti brothers and the associated Gottigays wannabes. It is a fashion statement typically accompanied by fake orange tans and popped collars.

Gotti Homo: "damn....it was so windy out my sexxiii blowback got messed up!"

by MK86 November 7, 2008

Blownshift

Bipolar. Insane in the membrane. Not right. Dim-witted. Imbecile.

See also: retarded, special, dumb, brandon.

Special Ed and Blownshift are brothers.

by Brandon February 25, 2004

Blown Gasket

Anal sex with your girlfriend... but what you dont know is she is prairie doggin' it. You slip your dick in her anus and a ring of shit oozes out around your dick.

My buddy was with this girl he randomly met at the bar. He took her home and had his first blown gasket experience.

by Mikey Trums 18 April 28, 2010