Dumb Blonde

A girl who is very stupid. Usally from the upper middle class, or first class. A girl whose dad gets her everything. OH ya! also is very unintelligant, and stupid. Everyone loves the girl, she is the most popular girl in the school. Yet what no one notices is, she is actually very smart on the inside, for if she wasn't she wouldn't be able to manage the whole school. AnDD the girl usally has a ginaromous mansion, shops from Juicy Coture every other day. Usually love hell more than Heaven.

Danny: Yo dawg see da girl over there?
Tom: U mean emily? The dumb blonde?
Danny: ya... her dad owns the Northshore International Enterrpieses
Tom: wtf is that?

Danny: The own Home Depot and Apple
Tom: so?
Danny: She can see inside any of our houses cuz her daddy planted cameras inside of all the towns appliances, bought from home depot.
Tom: But shes stupid
Danny: Not as stupid as may think... She has watched u...do naughty things....

by DannyykOgan October 27, 2011

blonde dictionary

A dictionary so that we can basicly make up words a blonde would use.

Prettiful is so a word, look it up in the blonde dictionary.

by inluvno1carez December 21, 2006

That Blonde Girl

A girl who ruins your life.

"You're probably with that blonde girl, who always made me doubt. She's so much older than me. She's everything I'm insecure about."

by Voldy Moldy January 30, 2021

skinny blonde girl

A blonde girl, who's skinny. Also the subject of a song by strong bad, AKA God.

Circles
She's spinning me around in circles again
Oh, that skinny blonde girl
Something about the ages
I failed college algebra again
That skinny blonde girl
And the circles and the ages and the ages

by Afakaz October 22, 2003

blonde

a female or male with a golden or yellowish haircolor that does not affect your intelligence (i am blonde and i skipped 2 grades ha ha hah ha)

I am smart blonde

by Maddie April 6, 2004

blonde moment

er..um...can't think

er..um...can't think

by natural blonde October 3, 2003

blonde beggar

Known as the 'blonde beggar', she was one of the premiere PBS personalities in the Buffalo area. She was always featured on the funding drives. Real name unknow, big in the 80s and early 90s.

The blonde beggar is at it again on Channel 17.

by Ryan November 27, 2004