shit or go blind

A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.

Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.

by word genie February 20, 2005

domestic blindness

Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.

After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,

"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"

If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.

by akaracquel March 4, 2013

Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

blind man's muff

A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.

John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.

by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004

mexican blindfold

The act of sitting on a woman's face with your testicles covering her eyes (like a blindfold) then proceeding to take a dump on her head.

I just gave that woman a mexican blindfold and she enjoyed it.

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

blanx

Used in junction with blinx. When two people say the same phrase at the same time, 'blinx' is called by one of the two people. In the case that both people call 'blinx' simultaneously, 'blanx' is then called. If both parties call 'blanx' simultaneously, it goes back to 'blinx' and a cycle begins between 'blinx' and 'blanx' until one of the two stop, mess up, or run out of breath.

Cole and Ryan: Hey dude.
Cole and Ryan: BLINX!
Cole and Ryan: BLANX!
Cole and Ryan: BLINX!
Cole and Ryan: BLANX!
Ryan: BLINX! Cole: BLANX!
Ryan: I GOT YOU! Yes! Finally! you always get me.

by RyguyCole December 31, 2005

blindness

You'll never SEE it coming

Danny was fine until the blindness hit him. It came out of no where now he has to read brail.

by Jsndjbdjenejd April 16, 2015