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Flock of beagles

And unusually large pack of small dogs, specifically beagles. Sometimes also called a beagle harem, these packs average in size around 42 members and are known to appear randomly in small and/or secluded locations.
*yap yap yap*
A: Damn bro, flock of beagles your neighbors or what?
B: Nah that's just the holding pen for the asian place on the corner...
by RelativeDynamic September 7, 2012
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Bad Friend Blago

When you have a friend like a Blago. Which is nagger and always wants you to study because you have exams.
-Hey you free this evening?
-Yeah, wanna go to the club?
-Nah, mate. Go study! You have exams!
-You're such a BFB...
-What's BFB?
-Bad Friend Blago.
by blagozlatev October 1, 2015
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Karl le blag

Pronounced kaarl/lɛ/bl(ə)g.
One who talks about a journey, one journey in fact His own and no one else's, a blagger, stirrer, bull-shitter and dreamseller.
Karl le blag is a man who tells you one thing and then does another. In the financial game for himself. Boarding the money train which doesn't actually exist.
Can be used plural for leblaggers
by Pshlll February 27, 2017
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Karl le blag

Pronounced kaarl/lɛ/bl(ə)g.
One who talks about a journey, one journey in fact His own and no one else's, a blagger, stirrer, bull-shitter and dreamseller.
Karl le blag is a man who tells you one thing and then does another. In the financial game for himself. Boarding the money train which doesn't actually exist.
Can be used plural for leblaggers
by Pshlll February 27, 2017
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Wax Your Beagle

The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.
First date:
Guy: "So do you wax your beagles or keep it natural."

Girl: "Do what?"
by Btbamtbdm November 8, 2017
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The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*
by Coondawgs December 17, 2017
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Quite illegal beagles

When some things feel as if it could get quite physical
by Elliot Southwell April 12, 2019
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