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St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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izzy bishop

Izzy Bishop is a hot as babe who deserves all the love in the world and to be treated with the utmost respect
Is that Izzy bishop, she’s the hottest girl I know
by Xavier6969 January 21, 2018
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Bishop Kelley

just smart alcoholics who don’t gaf
“dude u go to bishop kelley why don’t you try”
“i’d rather not
by JERRY ! October 7, 2021
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Bishop

A real nigga that everybody respect. Niggas wanna be him, and the girls wanna be with him. Just a real stand up nigga. And did I mention he’s fine as hell.
That nigga Bishop ready!!!

Chile, that nigga Bishop fine ass hell!!
by WiseLilBuddy November 23, 2021
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bishop ramsey

A school located in Ruislip London filled with profound students who have amazing mental capability, this school is the best there is and is usually only attended by the upper class and wealthy.
Wow you go to bishop Ramsey, you must be very clever!
by Edward01939393 January 10, 2019
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Bishop Ryan

A catholic private school that accuses kids of false statements and those kids get suspended just from the words of one kid
Parent #1: Does your kids go to Bishop Ryan
Parent #2: Yes indeed my kids do
Parent #1: Oh so they must get suspended for no reason
by LLAHSRAM NOSRETEP October 7, 2019
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