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Yahoo Big Dick 

A mental condition suffered by gentlemen who participate in indecent exposure via webcam conversations too regularly, and as such have come to the false conclusion that their manhood is of an increased size to it's actual length.
Wow, that guy has got such Yahoo Big Dick
Yahoo Big Dick by Jaiimez July 24, 2011

The Big Dick of Justice

The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.
"We all got dragged to this meeting that didn't even concern us! Im going to wield the BDOJ like Liono! and get justice from this bullshit job!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"

American Big Dick Syndrome 

Referring to American people who have an impression of themselves and their country as being some how superior to the rest of the world. It is an ethnocentric belief that their culture, politics, economics, society and generally all aspects of the country as so amazingly awesome. Thus, the behaviour of someone who has a big dick. It is also the attitude for which Americans are often disliked by other nations and groups of people around the world. Rather than take a humble, helping, culturally sensitive approach to interaction with other people and international relations; the big dick syndrome often causes tensions with other peoples due to how non-Americans are assumed to be wrong or inferior. Also includes a denial of any possibility of making a mistake and an inability to apologize - leading to a lack of credibility and faith in the US by other peoples. The sydrome comes in part from the belief that the military's might is sufficient to over-rule any opposition. This might is used often in contrary to the principles of democracy, self determination and freedom which the country was founded upon.
American Big Dick Syndrome has been demonstrated in Iraq, Vietnam, the alleged "fair-trade" (two for me, none for you) much of Latin American politics, ignoring the United Nations, etc.

sucks the big dick 

something that sucks big time; it/someone sucks really bad
sucks the big dick by TE July 10, 2004

Captain Big Dick 

A male that is obsessed with compensating for their extremely small penis
Man, Tom is such a Captain Big Dick why doesnt he just get cancer already.
Captain Big Dick by BreakFace January 14, 2009

Arnav big dick 

Arnav has a huge heart and a dick he likes to have fun, loves to crack jokes and he moves around with a fine ass. The problem is they very annoying
Arnav:Hi my name is arnav.

Girl: starts shaking and having butterflies.

Arnav big dick
Arnav big dick by Man simp November 22, 2021