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bird bender

When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.
I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.
by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021
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Bender bum

Bender(ing) or binging for days sometimes months consisting of puke, alcohol breath and cigarettes
“Holy f**k bro that was a wicked binge I just smell like rank bender bum
by Saskatchewanner🐕 May 22, 2024
mugGet the Bender bummug.

Bender

British slang for a homosexual or gay person

Or a group of people consuming large quantities of beer.
"That new kid, Mark is a proper bender".

"Let's go on a bender everyone".
by Anonymous Dingle April 13, 2023
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bender

the correlation coefficient between a bender and a cool person is so far away fat ryan could fit him, fat amy and fat tammy in between the dots. If you associate with benders you automatically bring down your cool person ranking for you entire friendgroup, acquaintances, your family and your extended family
lucia don’t talk to him he’s a bender do you want me to kms
by fatryaneatsdirt November 17, 2023
mugGet the bendermug.

stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.
Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.
by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019
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Bender

Someone that may seem so attracting to the same gender that they turn gay for them.
John: Hey did you hear that Robert got bent?
Bob: oh damn was it that Bender William again?
John: Yep.
by the big random yeeter November 11, 2018
mugGet the Bendermug.

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.
Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”
by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019
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