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Head Buffer

A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.
"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023
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Comfort Buffer

A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.
Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.
by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023
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big beefer

A magic the gathering term for a creature with high stats
A: I'll play an 8/8
B: Wow, that's a big beefer!
by IVY54 October 1, 2023
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behavior buffer

A strategy teachers done by teachers to correct bad behavior from students. This is done by placing badly behaved students around good or quiet students in hopes that the bad student will learn from the good student how to be good.
I can’t believe my seat got moved next to Jacob”

“Yeah he’s so loud and mean.”
“I feel like a behavior buffer.”
by That’s crazyyyyy January 3, 2024
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gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
by LX111101 November 23, 2023
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gobble buffer

A term referring a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
by LX111101 November 23, 2023
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Tommy buffer

The Tommy buffer is accounting for additional time when inviting a Tommy to an event. The buffer scales based on the importance of the event, and can range from 30 minutes to 2 days.
I’m so excited for my party but I had to use the Tommy buffer to make sure that Tommy was there on time.
by Jluke2024 February 15, 2024
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