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Pandemic Beard

When a man grows a beard during self quarantine because he's too lazy to shave.
person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!
by froooooooogy March 25, 2020
mugGet the Pandemic Beardmug.

beard bun

A beard with just enough length to make a bun when using a rubber band.
Did you see how ridiculous Al's beard bun looks on his chin??
by kozmotini December 14, 2017
mugGet the beard bunmug.

shaft beard

similar to a neck beard, it is the appearance of a neck beard around the shaft of the penis.
Did you see his shaft beard peeking out of his boxers?
by Yolo Swagin May 4, 2015
mugGet the shaft beardmug.

Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.
Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!
by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015
mugGet the Titty beardmug.

mango beard

Hey Bill I bet you can't give yourself a mango beard
by mrweegles February 12, 2019
mugGet the mango beardmug.

Put the beard on

The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !
Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"
by Cpt. Kickass June 23, 2009
mugGet the Put the beard onmug.

totally bearded

An insult used by Minecraft, Hypixel sweaty players. The insult was integrated into their language so the moderators wouldn't ban them.
by Mavarx July 7, 2022
mugGet the totally beardedmug.

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