beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

Car Beaner

What americans end up saying when refering to a type of bolt action rifle from Germany.

"Hey guys today we're gonna be taking a look at a 1944 ERMA production Car Beaner 98k."

by wiggerbum April 28, 2018

Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or hoodie.
They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s father hired Jose to mow his grass and he’s a blueberry beaner.

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

Beaner

A crisp 100 dollar bill

“You owe me 5”
“Aii bet I gotchu wit a beaner right now n ima get u that tmrw”

by Juhrme February 3, 2020

Beaner

A Hispanic or Mexican person

"hey man look at that dumass beaner"

by BEANERBOI4LIFE February 28, 2023

Beaners

1. A cats paws: Specifically the carpal pad. Also known as "Beans."
2. A racist term for Mexicans

1. "Shirley Temples beaners are pink and so smol!"
2. Get off my property, beaner.

by CheeseFigures83 December 27, 2024